Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Right Now...

I am…:: STEALING Emma’s idea, but it’s ok because she stole it from Mel, who may or may not have stolen it from someone else...



::watching Grey’s Anatomy. Both Emma and Mel had profound thoughts on the nature of time for this particular word, however I have nothing comparable to say. So I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy.



::loving the weather. Spring is such an amazing time of year!



::wanting to find a contract so I can stop applying for jobs already!



::reading my way through the BBC’s book list, thereby becoming intimately associated with Ms. Austen.



::preparing for my next move. And taking suggestions.



::discovering who I am and who I want to be.



::waiting to see where I end up!



::enjoying the sunshine, non-fat lattes and the company of a few ridiculously amazing friends.



::surprising myself with my new surfer-girl mentality.

::considering my options.



::feeling content and free, if not a little anxious and frustrated at times.

::hoping things work out.



::planning nothing. Sometimes it’s nice to just roll with life and make lemonade. Or raspberry lemonade cupcakes.


::listening to myself and trying to figure it all out.



::searching for the perfect muffin receipe. Next up: Williams-Sonoma.



::finding that my conversational French needs a serious facelift.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

7 Minutes in Heaven

I've recently returned from Paradise.

Well, if Paradise can be said to serve as an introduction to the realm of functional alcoholism whilst simultaneously turning one's body (lobster red) golden brown, then that is most definitely where I've just come from.

The Daily Routine in Paradise:

6:30 am: get up, reserve poolside chairs under those lovely umbrella-hut things.

6:45 am: coffee and a little Wheel of Time audiobook action.

7:30 am: shower.

8:00 am: meet Elvys at the buffet.

8:15 am: stuff oneself full of crêpes. Creep on the incredibly cute French couple sitting across from you.

9:00 am: begin poolside chilling.

9:30 am: hello Ms. Austen.

10:00 am: drinks. Repeat approximately every 15-20 minutes.

10:30 am: observe (from swim-up bar) but do not participate in, aqua-fit class led by a man in a chicken costume.

11:30 am - 12:55 pm: drink and swim in ocean as required. Observe frustrated parents and mentally take notes for when you have your own children, fully knowing these will never be anything more than hypothetical.

1:00 pm: meet Elvys at the buffet.

1:45 pm- 6:30 pm: drink and swim in ocean as required, always remembering to creep on the regulars, be they the French Boys or Inappropriately Dressed Speedo Guy.

7:00 pm: shower.

7:30 pm: à la carte dinner. I would like to recommend something off of the Menu of Children.

8:30 pm - 9:30 pm: nap.

9:45 pm- 10: 45 pm: people watch at pervert's row.

11:00 pm: watch, but do not participate in, incredibly horrible karaoke at the bar.

11:30 pm: follow the conga line into the Discothèque.

11:35 pm - 2:00 am: shake your groove thing. Do not forget to "get low". Frequently contemplate the mechanics of dancing in flip flops versus heels...

2:00 am - 3:00 am: beach party.

3:30 am: sleep.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Namaste

How great is yoga?

I know, pretty great.

Doing yoga actually makes me feel like a better person. Ending world hunger, putting an end to the AIDS epidemic, executing a perfect natarajasana (my personal favourite).

So when I was out shopping today and came across flip flops made out of recycled yoga mat, how could I resist?

Sure they were a little pricey, but they're very comfortable. And they mould to your feet.

ALSO, THEY'RE MADE OUT OF RECYCLED YOGA MAT.

I bet I could do an exceptionally... exceptional... natarajasana in those bad boys.

Well probably not, but it might be worth a try.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Throwing Down the Gauntlet

Because apparently I don't have anything better to do?...

I’m sure that all five of you have heard of/seen the (in)famous BBC booklist that’s been floating around the interweb. The other day I was bored (read: trying desperately to appear too busy to do my planning/ marking) so I decided to hunt it down and see how many I’ve read. The grand total? 21 of a possible 100. TWENTY-ONE. That’s nowhere NEAR a pass, despite being acceptably higher than the estimated average of 6. Seeing as I’m a) a perfectionist, b) highly competitive and c) somewhat of a masochist, I’ve challenged myself to read every single last one of them.

I’m hoping that this won’t prove be all that difficult, considering that most are titles I’ve been contemplating adding to my library for quite some time and, having already read Catch 22, I’m confident that the worst is behind me.

So here’s the plan: I’m just about done the third and final installment of Pullman’s His Dark Materials (The Golden Compass left much to be desired, but both books two and three have been amazing thus far) and am planning on reading Emma over the break, followed by The Life of Pi. I’ll update the list whenever I finish another. Bolded titles mean that I’ve read the book in its entirety, anything that has been italicized I am currently working through, and everything else is waiting to be conquered.

PS: You may have noticed that I’ve slipped in 101 on my own. I feel that R.J. deserves to be acknowledged as the genius that he so undoubtably was :)
 
 
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien 

3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte 
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling  
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 
6 The Bible 
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell

9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott 
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare  
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger 
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger 
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky 
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame 
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis 
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - CS Lewis 
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne 
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown  
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving 
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding 
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon 
57 A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno - Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert (En Français!)
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White 
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (En Français!)
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams 
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shaskespeare 
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl 
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
101 The Wheel of Time Series - Robert Jordan