Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Today is

Hallowe'en.

And by far the best part of elementary teaching.






Yes. I am well aware of the fact that there is not a single student to be seen in these photos. They were, in fact, taken after the students had gone home for the day.

And before our professional development began.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Dear Report Cards,

Even in México, you still suck.

Sincerely,

I-just-don't-want-to-anymore

Sunday, September 23, 2012

For Becky

because she is no longer a reader of the book of face and therefore can't creep my pictures.

The aqueduct that runs through Querétaro's downtown core.

One of the many fountains in one of the many squares in the centro.

Aztec statue in the centro.

Brad feeling festive on Independence Day.


The elementary school.

The little kids' playground.

The little kids' soccer field.
And some more of the elementary school (my classroom is on the top floor, on the faaaarrrrr left).

San Miguel de Allende (weekend trip)

San Miguel.

Outside after a Gallos soccer game.
It's appropriate to pose for photos with the riot police, right?

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Praise the Lord for the Corner Oxxo


In the greater scheme of life, I suppose that running out of tortillas probably wasn’t THAT big a deal.

Except that no tortillas means no fish tacos.

And no fish tacos means, well, no fish tacos.

And we have all this homemade salsa verde.

I know, right?

Monday, September 10, 2012

Some Awesome (A), and Not-So-Awesome (NSA), tidbits pertaining to Mexico.


Awesome: hardly anyone speaks English, so it’s easy to practice your Spanish.
Not-So-Awesome: I’m still struggling with basic communication, meaning I don’t have a large enough vocabulary to practice my Spanish. Frustrating.

Awesome: enchiladas. gorditas. tacos.
NSA: there is no NSA equivalent to this A.

A: I’ve discovered that I’m actually a better-than-average cook. (Brad may disagree. You can check in with him to see if he’s commenting on it.)
NSA: my delicious food is still no match for the irresistible pull of the nearest taco stand.

A: it’s hot and sunny every day.
NSA: it’s freezing cold in the mornings. And I mean FREEZING. COLD.

A: I finish work at 2:30 everyday.
NSA: Mexican lunch is at 3:00.

A: our grocery shopping list regularly consists of mango, guava, papaya, pomegranate, nopal and limes (not the huge nasty limes we usually have in Canada either. Tiny, juicy, DELICIOUS limes).
NSA: cabeza.

A: micheladas.
NSA: tequila (I don’t care what you say. I’m stickin’ to it.)

A: I can find pretty much all the food I love from home.
NSA: I have to soak all of my fruit and vegetables in iodine before I eat them.

A: we have a laundry woman. Yes, it’s exactly what you think. I woman that does our laundry.
NSA: we also have a water delivery man. Seeing as we can’t actually ingest any of our tap water, we have to have it delivered. Which is great until you don’t have any water left.

A: crappy busses don’t exist here. They’re pretty much all better-than-greyhound quality. Also, super cheap as a form of travel.
NSA: Mexicans LOVE speed bumps. Like, really LOVE them. Shouty capitals love them. This would be fine if it didn’t result in half of the bus (the teacher bus) arriving to the school with a serious bout of motion sickness every morning.

I’m thinking that, thus far, the Awesomes far outweigh the Not-So-Awesomes.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Twenty Days Of México


I’m not entirely sure that I can sum up the past twenty days in a relatively-brief-yet-still-marginally-entertaining post, but I’ll give it a go and see what happens.

I can’t say that this little adventure really began in the most positive of lights.  Not that it was dark and murky, nor even dimly-lit. It’s just that our flight left Toronto at six am, which essentially meant that we had to be at the airport by three. Which we were. Because I woke up at midnight.

I didn’t wake up so much as I was woken up. Terrifyingly.

Generally speaking, having your bedroom door thrown open and a person launching themselves onto your bed, where they proceed to bounce up and down like a three year old at five am on Christmas morning is not the serenest of ways in which one can be woken up.  But what can I say? Brad was super excited and I was convinced that he wasn’t coming until 12:30, which in Murray time (certain zones of Murray time, anyway. Especially the one in which Brad generally resides) really means one or one thirty. This time he was early. Go figure.

The coronary didn’t kill me, but the waiting at the airport just about did. 

Figuratively.

It turns out that whatever airline we were flying doesn’t open their check-in booths until four am.

Once we finally checked-in, the customs agent also just about did us in.

Literally.

Well, sort of literally. For a nanosecond, or a trillion, we felt as though he was going to. It turns out those American customs agents just don’t like it when people who are traveling together, but not part of the same family, attempt to access their little booths simultaneously.  Thankfully he and Brad had the same haircut and the resulting sense of comradery allowed us to escape unscathed.

The rest of the trip was rather uneventful, right up to the point where one of the wheels on one of my suitcases broke (thereby forcing Brad to rig up a contraption to right this issue) and yet another customs agent asked me if I would prefer a body search or a body scan (as if that’s even a valid question).

We were the first to arrive and had managed to successfully collect and corral a few other new recruits at the Mexico City airport before our school representative arrived and, in turn corralled all of us, onto a comfy, Greyhound-esque bus bound for Querétaro.

That’s about it for tonight; I’ll carry on with the story of our first few weeks in a few days.  Suffice it to say that, upon our arrival in Querétaro, we were pleasantly surprised with our apartment.  Furthermore, the food is amazing, I have yet to get sick (although I’m fairly certain I’m only one of a pair who have managed, thus far, to avoid the event affectionately termed “the monster”), our Spanish is coming (albeit painfully slowly) and we are all settled into our classes (which began a week ago already!).

Needless to say, I’m missing everyone at home: friends (of both the two and four-legged variety), family and colleagues alike. Hopefully you are all happy and healthy!

More pictures, and stories, to come!

xxoo

Monday, July 30, 2012

Una Semana

until we make the move!

I'm practically mexicana.