Thursday, November 6, 2008

And the ESL Award Goes to....

So it's official. My language skills are deteriorating at break-neck speed.

It's a little ironic really: little-miss-grammatically-correct being unable to string together a basic sentence in her native language. A language whose usage she has been struggling, by means of term papers, essays and theses, to perfect for years.

This realization hit me like a ton of bricks the other day when I was teaching the school's highest language class during their journal period. One of the students' asked me what the past tense of the verb "to bring" was.
I immediately responded with "brang".

As soon as it came out of my mouth, I knew something wasn’t right. Suddenly the word “brought” popped into my head. Don’t worry; I did correct my error. But the damage was done.

Soon I’m going to be using “there”, “their” and “they’re” incorrectly. Grievous errors previously punishable by death, in my books. And I call myself an educator.

There was a period when I thought that nothing could kill off brain cells like regular attendance at a Faculty of Education. I now stand corrected.

1 comment:

Andrea said...

Damn Jacquie...you shoulda brang a dictionary with you or something. Anyways, I heard that their very useful they're. I would have broughten mines for sure.